TITLE Ending credit card idiocy AUTHOR Warren D. Smith ABSTRACT It is embarrassing for anyone with the slightest exposure to cryptographic algorithms to behold a monetary system as stupid as the present ``credit card system.'' I explain why and explain how to improve it drastically. (Note: the ideas in this paper are mostly not new. Nevertheless it seems worth saying them.) KEYWORDS cryptographic hash functions, smart cards, fraud. 2 pages.